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Alien Squirrel Monkeys.

I amuse myself so much.

Created on 2003-08-08 10:58:24 (#1240792), last updated 2009-12-22

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Name:Nkuvu the Wonder Tortoise
Birthdate:1899-10-01
Location:Tucson, Arizona, United States
Website:look, a space owl
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Well you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?

If you're looking here, it means that you either mis-clicked or you want to know a bit more about me. I can't help with the former issue, but maybe I can help with the latter.

I am theoretically a Software Engineer, but in reality I've been doing software testing for some time now. I have three small dogs and one large tortoise, I ride bicycles and a tricycle and play video games (not all at once). I moved to Tucson for the climate, after living in Washington state for a number of years, and I lived just outside of Boston before that. I miss the people in Washington, but I'm very happy to live where it is warm and sunny and dry. I'm an unashamed coffee addict, some may even say coffee snob. And by "some" I mean me. I also enjoy occasional glasses of beer, but snobbery arises there too -- I won't drink cheap beer, and I don't drink to get drunk. I dislike travel, I try to live simply, and I always... no, never, forget to check my references.

I filter very few of my entries, generally leaving the stuff I don't want public off the inter-toobs entirely.

But it's a lot more likely that you mis-clicked something. If that's the case, why are you still reading? I don't have the links you're looking for.

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said, "Goodbye," and you were like... "No way," and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you."

...that was great.
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